Who’s Who

Ant
Abbreviation Anthony 
Urban Dictionary: Sexy, cute and all round smooth talker. Anthony has been mentioned as one hunk of a Sex God. Due to this increasingly used term for anyone being good in bed, it has made itself known within the streets.
Fact: Husband. Inadvertently hilarious due to his mock public school-boy demeanour and unwitting inaccuracies with the English language (he once asked his manager if he had enjoyed his ‘morning constitutional’. He was trying to use a fancy word for walk). He is the opposite of a smooth talker. Urban Dictionary is wrong.

Jayne
Urban Dictionary: An oft-misspelled girls’ name. Jaynes are usually wildly intelligent and crafty. Likely to take over the world using robot ninja powers and cunning.
Fact: Eldest sister. Pretty much as above. Highly successful and possibly the loveliest person you will meet ever. Very funny. Seemingly single but always has a string of male and female admirers.

Becki
Urban Dictionary: Becki is a reserved name for the unbelievably cute, pretty, adorable girl you can’t stop thinking about. She’s the best person to be around and everyone wants to be a Becki. There’s always that secret someone who likes her, but doesn’t want to make a move as he’s too scared she’ll turn him down.
Fact: Youngest sister. Some similarities with above – pretty but also angry. Engaged to Arianna. Felt the lesbian urge to merge and together became Barbarian. Often seen sporting the same designer outfits in slightly different colours. Have the same hairstyle. Share a cup of tea, for fuck’s sake.

Jimmy
Abbreviation James
Urban Dictionary: A highly attractive person. Someone who is caring, loving and will always be there for you. Any girl would be lucky to be dating a Jimmy. Also very sexy and erotic. You’ll easily fall in love with his personality.
Fact: My gay nearly twin brother (in the same school year but born 10 months apart. We have virtually identical faces). Spends way too long on Grindr. Dislikes RL (Real Life). Drinks a lot of wine.
Although not exactly Danny Davito and Arnie, his face confirms that I would be better looking as a man.